Laugh now, cry latter.

octopus-ahoy:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress: 
me: 
waitress: 
me: 
waitress: is pepsi okay?

thewhovianbowtie:

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me: hey I just met you and-

me: why are you walking away

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

funniest10k:

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When a guy walks by and they smell good.

strongaly:

Oh sweet Jesus, come back.

Yesssss

I Hate When I Lose My Pen.